It’s a wrap: The Tale of the Gaff
A sister tgirl asked about my “gaff” the other day. I said, “what’s a gaff? Is that like British for a mouthful?” I was then told that that means one of those thingies that you improvise out of a nylon stocking so you can roll it up and put the family jewels in security deposit.
I think I heard about this somewhere around twenty years ago. It’s a great idea if you want to feel more like a girl, or you are the understudy for an adult film star.
But it got me thinking: (And girls, if you don’t like talking about this, please turn away and pretend we are not here) Anatomically speaking, the penis is at it’s most relaxed when it is fully extended. When it is flaccid, it’s really under tension. So to wrap it up when it is under tension, would be double indemnity. Kinda like David Hasselhof singing to John Tesh.
And then I thought, well you can see the outline of the breast in all women’s clothing, why not the male genitals? Is there anything wrong with it? I happen to think the male organ is a thing of beauty. So why hide it if you’re not trying to pass anyway?
Oh well…perhaps it’s better that it stays tuck away. You know what they say: Everything grows larger in one’s imagination!
