FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women of 2008 (updated April 27, 2008)
Elisha Cuthbert meeting the parents of Matt (Emile Hirsch) in 2004′s The Girl Next Door
FHM published their 100 sexiest women recently. It’s not something I profess to understand. I browse through the entire list of girls and only found a tiny handful that I thought came close to what I would consider sexy. But I guess I’m not exactly the best authority on this selection.
My list from the FHM’s 100 is only five:
4.Elisha Cuthbert – best scene is 2004′s Girl Next Door where she makes out with the protagonist’s mom and dad in the living room. That’s sexy.
28.Keira Knightly – Not exactly up to the “expectations” of American males, but I think she’s quite attractive in certain angles. She’s more sweet than sexy.
47. Alessandra Ambrosio – I’ve always thought Alexandra Ambrosio was attractive, even before she became a Victoria Secret model. When she was a young wispy thing on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Her voice on the Hummer Commercial sounds not unlike Barry White’s, but who in the world cares when you are pretty?
69. Christina Ricci – I could have sworn she had her head shrunk. But whatever Christina Ricci is doing, she looks more F-A-B-U then ever.
63. Grace Park – never seen anything she has done, but she does look quite hot.
I can almost see Megan Fox making no.1 But I never understood tattoos on girls. Seems like the biggest turn-off when seen on the smooth feminine form.
But what about the new improved Taylor Swift?
1.Megan Fox
2.Jessica Biel
3.Jessica Alba
4.Elisha Cuthbert
5.Scarlett Johansson
6.Emmanuelle Chriqui
7.Hilary Duff
8.Tricia Helfer
9.Blake Lively
10.Kate Beckinsale
11.Hayden Panettiere
12.Angelina Jolie
13.Eva Mendes
14.Rihanna
15.Erica Durance
16.Lindsay Lohan
17.Kim Kardashian
18.Cameron Diaz
19.Ali Larter
20.Beyonce Knowles
21.Kaley Cuoco
22.Heidi Klum
23.Sienna Miller
24.Kristen Bell
25.Natalie Portman
26.Vanessa Hudgens
27.Selita Ebanks
28.Keira Knightly
29.Maria Sharapova
30.Rachel Bilson
31.Gisele Bündchen
32.Kate Bosworth
33.Halle Berry
34.Carmen Electra
35.Jessica Simpson
36.Adriana Lima
37.Evangeline Lilly
38.Katherine McPhee
39.Christina Aguilera
40.Cheryl Burke
41.Kristin Kreuk
42.Jennifer Aniston
43.Charlize Theron
44.Heidi Montag
45.Anna Faris
46.Shannon Elizabeth
47.Alessandra Ambrosio
48.Mayra Veronica
49.Katherine Heigl
50.Keeley Hazell
51.Anne Hathaway
52.Jenny McCarthy
53.Marisa Miller
54.Kate Hudson
55.Shakira
56.Tara Reid
57.Jennifer Love-Hewitt
58.Cassie Ventura
59.Eva Longoria
60.Fergie
61.Ellen Page
62.Nicole Scherzinger
63.Grace Park
64.Stacy Keibler
65.Katie Holmes
66.Leeann Tweeden
67.Liv Tyler
68.Kari Byron
69.Christina Ricci
70.Mischa Barton
71.Amanda Beard
72.Elizabeth Banks
73.Carrie Underwood
74.Kelly Hu
75.Pam Anderson
76.Rachelle Leah
77.Paris Hilton
78.Karina Smirnoff
79.Christine Lakin
80.Audrina Patridge
81.Mila Kunis
82.Alyssa Milano
83.Jenna Fischer
84.Maria Kanellis
85.Olivia Munn
86.Reese Witherspoon
87.Madonna
88.Shamron Moore
89.Rachel McAdams
90.Summer Glau
91.Ashley Collette
92.Maggie Gyllenhaal
93.Whitney Able
94.Olga Kurylenko
95.Lauren Conrad
96.Carmit Bachar
97.Amber Heard
98.The Olly Girls
99.Victoria Beckham
100.Britney Spears
