Archive for September, 2008

Michael Moore’s Slacker Uprising Out Today! (update: Sep 23, 2008)

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Shortly after 9/11, a friend of mine came over enraged about some “Anti-American” remarks Richard Gere made. Whenever the mention of “Anti-American” hits my ears, it always provokes one of those silent mouth repetition of the phrase while looking off into space. I told my friend that the very act of hearing someone make a comment which he or the government won’t appreciate, and the freedom of the speaker to intone those words, is really a thing that makes this country truly great.

There are Michael Moore haters and there are Michael Moore lovers. I don’t agree with everything he’s said and I often groan at his methods of presenting his views, but I definitely think it’s 100% patriotic of him to make that tremendous effort in using our constitutional freedom of speech.

Whenever I hear the phrase: “If you don’t like this country, then shut the hell up and get out,” I think THAT is THE MOST ANTI-AMERICAN comment possible. Only dictators in dictatorial countries say things like that.

Therefore, promising never to get involved in politics, but breaking that promise anyway (maybe I do have a career in politics after all!), I will insert a little quip for Michael Moore’s new and free little film to all Americans.

Watch it all here

The note below is from Michael Moore:
P.S. Remember, we’re doing something that’s never been done, so I have no idea how it will all go! Don’t give up if it seems to go slow (like with any streaming, give the downloading a head start before you hit play), and don’t forget there are two places where you can actually download it to your hard drive and three ways to stream it. You can get to all of them at the link above.

P.P.S. If you’re not yet registered to vote, here’s a good link: https://www.voteforchange.com/. There’s less than two weeks for you to get registered, especially if you have moved since the last time you voted.

Happy First Day of Autumn (update: September 22, 2008)

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Thus begins the first day of my favorite season of the year. Bring on all the plaid and woolen mufflers and v neck sweaters. It’s nice and chill again, and I can once again cover up in modesty instead of letting a litany of violations against good taste assault the public’s senses!

Also, today is the opening of the new season of Yo Gabba Gabba, and for those of you who are not inducted, let me just say that if there is one current celebrity who reflects my personal fashion philosophy in life, it is FOOFA from Yo Gabba Gabba.

Remember kids, Amy Sedaris of Strangers With Candy fame is making a guest appearance this season too. Woo-hoo!

10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Me (update: Sep 19, 2008)

Friday, September 19th, 2008

1. I have an insatiable appetite for ultraconservative religious books and pamphlets on traditional marriage.

2. I have never seen the Rocky Horror Show, and when presented the opportunity, my attention immediately dissipated the moment Susan Sarandon’s prim-and-proper Janet Weiss gets overshadowed by the entrance of Dr. FrankNFurter.

3. I have never seen the Hedwig movie, nor do I care to.

4. I always dress down when I do go to a trans* night at a bar.

5. I sleep with fifteen stuff animals in my bed.

6. I was mugged in Rio de Janeiro at knifepoint.

7. I don’t have alcoholic flush, which means I don’t turn beet red when I consume alcohol.

8. I pogoed with a hundred thousand Scots to Big Country’s performance at Glasgow’s Big Day.

9. All my close friends are non-transgender men.

10. I gave a lift to 3/4 of the original Ornette Coleman Quartet in my Toyota. (Billy Higgins, Charlie Haden, Don Cherry).

Thank Heavens Summer is almost over (update: Sep 11, 2008)

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Me in a variation of my Stepford Wife outfit

This has been a particularly brutal summer. Those of you who know me will understand. I am so glad my favorite season is starting. I can’t wait to return to covering up my neck.

Sorry, didn’t mean to complain on the anniversary of 9/11. I plan to spend the day reading the beautiful story of Philipe Petit: To Reach the Clouds: My High Wire Walk Between the Twin Towers. There is a documentary film recently released called Man On Wire by filmmaker James Marsh.

The Twin Towers was one of my favorite structures as a child. A lesser known fact is that it’s designer and architect (Leslie Robertson is the structural engineer) was Japanese: Minoru Yamasaki also designed the Dharan Internation Airport in Saudi Arabia. The Twin Towers appealed to me in the same way the repetitive structures of Steve Reich, Philip Glass, and Phil Corner enabled my imagination to read into the space between matter.

I spent decades admiring the Twin Towers in all I found in the unsaid. And now, it’s difficult to find something to say for all that is no longer there.

Say Osama Bin Laden five times quickly and you get… (update: Sep 8, 2008)

Monday, September 8th, 2008

I just noticed today that if you look at a Obama/Biden button quickly, you almost have all the necessary tools to construct Osama Bin Laden.

Childish? Yes, but who knows to what extent subconscious suggestion may come to play here? Mental midgets may be discouraged from voting for these guys without knowing why.

I think they should name their campaign trail Wide Minded Democrats ( WMD ) so Repubs can spend all their resources trying to track them down and end up empty handed.

Me, I’m smarter than that. I never let word association get the best of me. I voted for Ron Paul.

Ru Paul

“Oh No You Didn’t” mp3 from XBOX Mercenaries 2 TV Commercial (update: Sep 5, 2008)

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Here is the full length version of the very hilarious song from the TV Commercial for the new XBOX game Mercenaries 2: World In Flames. The song is called “Oh No You Didn’t” And it is written and performed by Chris Tilton and the Trashmen.

Any time you have a lily white collegiate chorus singing a glee containing ultra-violent gangsta lyrics, it’s instant entertainment.

As for video games, the last thing I played was Atari 2600: Superman. Yes, that one. The one where the world’s superhero looks like three lego blocks slapped together flying from one monochromatic screen to another searching for the magic key (Isn’t that life in one microcosm?).

We connoisseurs of the Atari 2600 system know that a big bag of magic mushrooms is the indispensable accessory to the complete gaming experience.