Bi Cpl Sks T*girl (update: Jan 27, 2009)
I was browsing through my Flickr groups the other night and I saw entries from multitasking couples who apparently thought they could slip a pickup between conversational posts about pictures. Call it a hookup trapped in the body of a discussion thread.
When you employ a bit of deductive logic, you actually end up with a chuckle: with the scenario of a “Bi Couple seeking a trans girl,” one presumes that the t*girl in question is pre-op, since a Bi Couple would be merely seeking “a girl” (which includes all post-op girls) if the extra features weren’t included.
Next, if the girl from the Bi-Couple wanted to be penetrated, that would categorically exempt her from being Bi, since her boyfriend can easily provide that. By the same token, if the guy from the Bi-Couple wanted to do the penetrating, it’s really no different between post-op t*girls and female recipients for either points of entry, or the common point of entry (if the t*girl were pre-op).
Armed with this information, we can narrow it down to just where the “Bi” is coming from in the couple. It all boils down to one thing: the guy in the Bi Couple really is the one who wants to be penetrated.
Note to friends and gentle readers in search of a threesome: you want to answer the ads with “Gay Couple sks Third”
The statistical probability of everyone returning home happy increases exponentially when you do.
It’s amazing how suddenly the exploratory dialog with a couple evaporates once I utter the phrase “I am bottom-only with guys”. And IME, 999 out of 1,000 “bi couples” scouting online is really the guy dangling the 3some as bait, when in reality the girl has absolutely no idea he’s trolling for a tranny. Those exchanges vaporize as soon as I ask “May I talk to your wife?” Freaking wankers.
It is interesting, though, how many wives/girlfriends are intrigued by the notion (or fantasy) of watching their hunky hubbies go down on another guy, or take one for the team. But substitute a tranny for the other guy and likely as not, she’s gonna get nervous, which is also interesting.
You could also say, “I want to do someone’s wife as her husband is watching.”
They should make the proposition hyperspace right pass instant evaporation straight to liquid nitrogen.