Jay Leno Returns to the Tonight Show (Update: March 2, 2010)

Too long for a tweet, too short for an actual entry. Sorry! Will post a real entry later today.
Despite what gossipers are saying about Leno being the meanie, I do wish him well. But if I was someone who got caught in the pageantry leading up to last night’s triumphant return (and I just tuned in to see Coco’s last night several weeks ago, then compared it with Jay’s first night back, I would most likely have said, “This was what the hoopla is all about?”
I like Jay. I think he’s a pro. He can definitely get the standard laughs – one’s you don’t have to work too hard to get. But his routines definitely have a “ghostwriter” feel about them, as if he didn’t really roll up his sleeves the night before to knock them out. So last night’s installment was, well, very predictable, and very safe. And let’s face it, at the end of a long work day, maybe audiences want something predictable before they retire to bed. Maybe naked Max Weinberg in the sex offender’s outcast tents in the backwoods is not an image you want to have before you drift off to sleep, seven hours away from the next work day.
And whenever I get puzzled by the massive conservative votes on poll day, I always need to tell myself, “there’s 48 states between here and California.” Edgy humor about Jewish therapists and masturbating bears may not exactly work with someone who lives in Wyoming and had to put down a Grizzly in the backyard earlier that day.
Still, the return was anything but triumphant. Jamie Foxx was over-the-top in his professional fawner for hire, paid to rouse up the audience. Check’s in the mail. Lindsey Vonn demonstrated why athletes never quite made the leap over to the entertainment world: The audience had to chant U-S-A, U-S-A over her travel-worn voice to keep a viewer from falling asleep, country singer Brad Paisley’s neo-C&W act sealed my suspicions.
When we were driving back from North Carolina, we listened to the present roster of C&W music on the radio. (It was either that or church sermons) We just couldn’t believe how many songs repeated the same images Ad nauseam. By the time we reached Virginia, we were pulling our hairs out: OKAY, OKAY, WE GET IT! YOU’RE A MAN! YOU RIDE A STEER, YOU DRIVE A TRUCK! YOU LIKE THE LADIES! YOU DRINK WHISKEY! YOU GIVE A GOOD BLOWJ- wait, back up one right there Hoss.
But if there’s ever a lineup that screamed “targeted demographic,” it had to be Leno’s Tonight Show v.2 They know who their audience is: Red States people. And who’s tonight’s guest? Sarah Palin.
Keeping in mind that Palin’s appearance opposite Shatner during Conan’s watch was generally seen by his fans as one of the highlights of his 7 month residence, when Leno announced Palin as guest will be her first time ever on the Tonight Show, whatever few Coco supporters who were open-minded enough to give Jay a chance, are gone by today.
Tags: conan o'brien, jay leno, nbc, review, tonight show

Get ready for it. Are you ready? Here it comes:
Lol.
Don’t hate me. Funny post. I love the ones where I can actually follow your references and allusions.
A friend and I were talking about this just the other day. NONE of those late guys are funny. Never have been, never will be. Okay, maybe Jack Parr was a little funny. The best I can say is that Jay has always struck me as a nice, decent guy — and Dave has always struck me as a lech, and Conan has always struck me as, well, Howdy Doody, obviously. But if I had paid money to listen to/watch the late night drivel, I’d demand my money back. I mean, I’d throw a hissy fit to get my money back.
If you need a sedative to get to sleep, hit the clicker and turn on the wave machine. Or do like I do — drift off to same spacey Indianish/arabish new agey music. Just as mindless, and just the ticket.
As for the formulaic country music, count your blessings. Around here, I think the stations are still playing “Okie From Muskogee”. But I prefer classic Buck Owens:
“I got the hoooonnnngries for yer love
And I’m awaitin’ in the welfare line”
Ain’t it the truth.
Oh god, the first LOL on this website in 12+ years. Can it be?!!!! Rub eyes in disbelief.
Are you laughing at the masturbating bears, sex offender in tents etc. Because all that is real. I didn’t make it up. Guess that’s why Coco didn’t fly with the heartland folks.
I lost EVERY ounce of respect I had for Dave during the Oscars, when 80% of his routine involved making fun of Uma Thurman’s first name (she was sitting right there). I too see Coco as Howdy Doody, but at least he writes much of his own material.
I should listen to some Owens. I’m a lifelong Eddy Arnold fan and I love Brenda Lee. We were up till 6 in the morning listening to Gospel Elvis over the weekend. But that’s about all the C&W I have access too.
The day when there’s a Tears-In-Your-Beer cd box set, I’ll get it.
Speaking of drifting off to sleep, when I was googling the hell out of the World Wide Web for my favorite supermodel Nancy Berg many years ago, I came upon my MOST beloved article I ever found online. It talks about Nancy Berg, whose late night show Count Sheep, aired on NBC for 15 minutes in the 50s.
Here is the article. A bit lengthy, but delightful!
http://www.participations.org/volume%203/issue%201/3_01_hortonwohl.htm