WAM-BAM-LOG-OFF-MA’AM: A Guide To PVT Messaging Sex for Transgirls
Wednesday, March 9th, 2005Here is the transcript and translation from my first re-entry into a chatroom
pvt messaging session in 2 years:
Bachelor #1: Hi. You’re hott.
Bachelor #1: I like to f**k.
Bachelor #1: Spanish/Thai in Queens.
Bachelor #1: 190lbs 6′3"
Bachelor #1: I like sex. Chat?
Bachelor #1: 7 inches.
(pause)
Bachelor #1: U there?
D332: You haven’t even given me a chance to respond yet and you’ve already whipped it out?
Bachelor #1: LOL
Following is what actually took place in the conversation above:
(Translations in parentheses)
Bachelor #1: Hi. You’re hott. (cut-and-paste from another pvt window with another person)
Bachelor #1: I like to f**k. (I like to sit in
front of a computer all day and surf porn)
Bachelor #1: Spanish/Thai in Queens. (Married Caucasian
male, mid 40s, suburbs)
Bachelor #1: 190lbs 6′3" (220 lbs, 5′7")
Bachelor #1: I like sex. Chat? (My wife will be home in 30 minutes)
Bachelor #1: 7 inches. (4.3 inches)
(pause) (pvt messaging with eight other people)
Bachelor #1: U there? (My wife just called on the
cell, she’s coming home 15 minutes early)
D332: You haven’t even given me a chance to respond
yet and you’ve already whipped it out? (No)
Bachelor #1: LOL (I have no life)
