Benefits?! Marriage?! First Same Sex Civil Union In Woodbridge New Jersey. Pass the wedding ring and don’t kiss my cook!

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First Same Sex Civil Union Marriage in New Jersey, Third State in the Nation, Today! In my very own hometown of Woodbridge no less! Woo-Hoo! Bring out the cosmos! pour the champagne! put another layer of chiffon and tulle on the windows, turn up the Rufus vs. Judy Garland Cher dub by Danny Tenaglia. The cashiers are dancing in the aisles and the showtunes are blasting through the supermarket PA’s.

And ignore those grumpy guys with Nascar bumper stickers, NRA window stickers, walking around with big sourpusses giving you the evil eye because you look better in the low-rider supertight jeans than their wives.

They’re just straight-acting trade in denial!

Can I get a woopX2 and a special hand for all who have worked so hard to make it happen.

A big THANK YOU and hug to all responsible and involved!

Love,

Pristine

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