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I’m sitting here scratching my head while reading the reviews for the new illustrationless BETWEEN HUSBAND AND WIFE - (REVISED) Gospel Perspectives on Marital Intimacy. Don’t get me wrong. The Mormons have provided me with countless hours of reading pleasure. (The two Andelin books are the two books I would pick to take on a desert island).

But in the Amazon reviews, everyone’s talking about a chapter called “Drawing the Line” where the “unnatural, unholy” act is admonished as something that should not be done.

I was trying to figure out what that “unnatural, unholy” act was.

Turns out, it’s oral sex.

I can’t tell you how much of a relief that was.

I kept thinking they were talking about an 8-way with an RC on the sofa leading to a DAP while I have my tea before doing ATM’s that lead to a switch piledriver then ending in a Tony Danza Donkey Punch topped with multiple facials.

Phew…guess I’m in the clear after all!

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